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America is finally hiring! Well, it is at least hiring for the position of the US President. There will be a position opening up in November, and there are only a couple of qualified candidates in the running. And, as you well know, Mitt Romney and Barack Obama are also in consideration.  So, if you are thinking of applying for the job, please review the following 10 requirements to see if you qualify for the job of the American president.

1)  Birth Certificate. Note: this requirement is waived for white males with WASP-sounding names. If you are not eligible for the above waiver, please note that you will be required to provide your birth certificate daily. In addition, you will also need to have the document certified by allowing anyone requesting the verification an opportunity to be physically present at your birth.

2)  Must have a detailed plan for economic…

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